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manateeman1

rogervanreve — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 10:34:38 CST

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Angry Mike

rogervanreve — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:40:45 CDT

Michael Kiano was born November 24, 1973.
Mike lives in Columbus, Ohio.
He gets killed every episode.

Season 1

rogervanreve — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:47:44 CDT

Mike was angry. Mike went to Hawaii. Mike was happy in Hawaii. Mike ran into Bill at the Luau. "I don't like you" said Bill. Bill threw a papaya at Mike. Mike dies in comatose.
Mike was angry. Mike went to the bar he owned. Mike greeted his best customer, Bob. "Hey Bob" Mike said. "Hey Mike, pour me a beer" Bob said. Mike poured Bob a beer. Then the plane crashed. Right on top of Mikes Bar. Mike suffocated and dies. Bob fled with his beer.
Mike was angry. Mike went to McDonald's. Mike order a McBig Sandwich. Mike sat down to eat. Mike's sandwich oinked at him. Mike went insane and fell off the top of the CN Tower. Mike went splat like a giant water balloon and dies
Mike was angry. Mike went to Mexico for Pineapple week. Mike showed up wearing a tomato T-shirt. Everyone saw Mike. Mike saw his shirt and wet himself. Mike dies of pineapple wounds.
Mike was angry. Mike decided to count numbers to make him happy. By the time Mike got to 128, Betty asked to be friends. By the time Mike got to 6,525, Betty asked to be his girlfriend. By the time Mike got to 21,512, Betty asked to be married. By the time Mike got to 420,124, Betty was so annoyed that he rejected all of her generous offers and hit him with a crowbar. Mike dies of concussion
Mike was angry. Mike was VERY angry. Mike went on a killing spree. The Police caught Mike. They shot Mike. Right in the head. Mike dies of brain splatter.
Mike was angry. Mike decided to go to the store across the street to calm down. There Mike would get some chips. Chips made Mike fell good. Mike crossed the street. Without looking both ways. Mike got hit by a 16-wheeler. Mike dies like a pancake.
Mike was angry. I need a vacation, he thought. Vacations are fun. Mike went to Africa for his vacation. He saw the Serengetti Sunset. He saw nice little villages. He rode upon an elephant. I am happy, he thought. The elephant was not. He had been struck twenty times today and had carried a hundred people, ninety-nine of which were fat bastards. If one more person gets on me, thought the elephant. Mike got on the elephant. The elephant took two steps. The elephant grabbed Mike with his trunk. And ate him. Mike gets ground to a pulp and dies.

1311

rogervanreve — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:39:26 CDT

1311 is a series of stick animation clips, each one having about 60 frames.
The backstory behind him is that he is just a regular stick figure until (supposedly) my computer has a routine update process a gives him super powers.
He can soak up ink, do superflips, has super reflexes, etc. But then Red comes along. Episode E will be out soon, with the final battle between Red & 1311
Its about Stickman 1311 and it starts off with me drawing a stick figure, torment him, the whole thing usually gets interactive and then I get these:

1311

Music

rogervanreve — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:34:05 CST

http://www.mindistortion.tv/games/animotion+1160
Visit the site above and press play for a funny music video

Food

rogervanreve — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:42:19 CST

Why Food? Why not Food! Each Food tells a different story...

Lemon:

The Lemon is a fruit. This fruit was first grown at Villa Limona in Ostia, a town in the Rome Commune. A mad scientist was experimenting in his cellar, trying to combine two different fruits in order to make the perfect zesty fruit.

None knows for sure what two fruits he used to make the Lemon, but we think that the first one might begin with 'Le' and the second one with 'Mon' and one of them was yellow. Once he got the Lemon formula downpat, he went to his front yard and planted the seed. It grew into a Lemon Tree bearing, you guessed it, LEMONS!!!!

Funny Pictures

rogervanreve — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:13:21 CST

I have to let you know that I cannot take credit for these pictures:

Happy Henry Turkey was just happily walking around when Mr.Smiley got to him!

Than Mr. Smiley gave Henry to his doogie, Fuzzer

Note: Even though I don't live in America, I put these in the day after
USA Thanksgiving 2007. What a coincidence. Look at Happy Fuzzer! Hes Cute.

Kitty!

Oh no, Santa!

Need I say anything?

Please leave my techno-cat alone ----->

For those things that have to be done instead of said
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The Breast Cancer Symbol

Another Turkey GIF. Last one

Very slippery------------------------------------Bravo for Mr. Obvious!

About The Site

rogervanreve — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:10:03 CST

This is mine. This is me. This is the one thing I am truly proud of. I can honestly say here, that I am into no activity as much as I am into adding new stuff for my wiki-website.

Wetpaint, in my personal opinion, is the best website builder on the Internet, and that's saying something.

You don't need a proper e-mail so long as you know your password forwards, backwards, upside down and around.
It's not one of those Free 10 day trial things, It's a Free Forever thing.
You can make more than one wiki-website in one account.

I think the only flaw is that you can't delete bad websites. But thats just one petty little thing.

My wiki-website is a place where I can be anything;

Cute
Dark
Funny
Gamer &
Me

When I have a bad or a good day, I go onto my wiki, think of something to do, and explode my creativity all over the site

The way I see it, I think that if you are a energetic person, always doing something, be it making pictures, jogging, karate or what-have-you, your mind is just as energetic.

A really good example is a 4 year old. How imaginative. When you are young, your mind is not a slave to logic. You do not know the world as well, so your standards fly out the window. You can do anything at anytime, without your conscience slowing you down. The older you get, the harder it is to think of something original, because you know the real world. You know that there is no secret fairy land of Lolypops because science can't prove it. But 4 year olds have no problem with it.

Unless, of course, you are a very productive person with a great sense imagination. But this is just me. Me and my website.

Spoons

rogervanreve — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:07:57 CST

Spoons. Yes, spoons. I like spoons. I make sure that everybody who knows me knows I like spoons. Why spoons, you ask? Why not forks?

Because you you can't eat soup with forks, THATS WHY!

Other

rogervanreve — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:23:50 CST

This is where I put every thing that does not fall under the basic categories. I bet your thinking, why didn't you put Lime under this section? Because...

LIME IS SPECIAL!

I will put other food under here. And other stuff.

Pandas

rogervanreve — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:10:20 CST

Pandas. Cute Pandas. Bamboo-Eating Pandas. Endangered Pandas.
Thats right. Endangered.

Because of you iuguoloterra's (earth killers) over 1/2 of pandas homes have been destroyed. You stupid pigs. By god, I'm going to make sure that every stupid little panda steps on your face and eats your head.

That's going to be hard, because there's only about 3,000 pandas in existance, and about 30 million tree-killers. Thanks again iuguoloterra's.

But of course, the tree-huggers are doing every thing they can do in order to make sure these cute pandas don't go extinct. They're already at Risk Factor 4, we don't need Risk Factor 6!

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Hi Scores

rogervanreve — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:57:37 CST

Every picture you are about to see has no cheats, hacks or what-have-you

Pictures

rogervanreve — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:40:34 CST

People

rogervanreve — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:22:58 CST

When I say "1O IQ" I mean **** ** *** ****** * **** **** **** **** ******

* = deleted a insitence of my moderator, saying "Roger if put that in, people will..."
I forget the rest. The little pansy.

Home

rogervanreve — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:22:26 CST

A look at the real world with a humorous twist that'll probably get me bent.

Welcome to 1O IQ. Please look around the site for a laugh and take everything with a pinch of salt. Not literally, though cuz then you would die of "tomuchsaltosis"

Manatees

rogervanreve — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:50:46 CST

Ah, manatees. The Mermaids of the sea. I like Manatees best of all.

I would have put the Veggie Tales Song "Barbra Manatee" here but the stupid ****** Alice Moon screwed it up.

Whenever I go to the zoo, I spend 1/2 an hour to look at the manatees.
Lets watch a video of a mantee eating brocolli.

Belugas

rogervanreve — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:24:43 CST

Have you ever noticed that Belugas are white? Last time I checked the only white climate-type was snow. And yet, these guys are water-dwellers. That only leaves one conclusion...

A secret project has been started at Camp Iceberg in the North Pole! It all makes sense, the white, the snow, the water. These guys have been secretly bred and sent back in time so that they may be discovered by scientists, and then used by Camp Iceberg.
Just think...
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Captain Irwin Morvil's Log
Day 145

Project Timer has been completed. As of October 14, 1996 we specialy designed and breeded a marine creature scientifically named Anchordata-Macetacea Monodontidelphi by us, but codenamed Beluga, after our gene splicing scientist, Alfred Belugasat. Now that Project Timer is done, we can begin Phase 2 of Operation Operative: Project
White-Whale.

Day 168
Project White-Whale is near completion. Our test-operatives, 50 belugas named Leucas, Leucas II, Leucas III, etc. have passed 7 of the 10 tests. Once near completion, we will breed them and test them regularly to create the the White-Whale Army.

Day 201
The year is 1997 and we have reached sucsess at last. What started as 50 normal belugas, has become 1,000 white whales. The invasion is undergoing as my crew is preparing to bombard all snow-recieving countries from the northern most point on earth. Even though it's still on blueprints...
The Invasion Has Begun.

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Think about it...

Games

rogervanreve — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:58:01 CST

Name the Game and I'll add it

Lemon Smash. Do you hate lemons? I sure do.

Ant City. Burn, baby burn!

Circlo Connect 3 or more of the same colored circles. Fun!

Slap The Nerd Slap the nerds, but not the cool kids.

Burger Builder Build the perfect burger!

Mind Bender Use your telekinetic powers to complete each level

Ragdoll Invaders Use your ragdoll powers to defeat the enemies

Raft Wars A kid finds gold and some guys want to steal it!

Age of War Get more money by killing enemies so you can evolve.

Ultamite Flash Sonic Beat that stupid Eggman!

Fancy Pants If Brad Borne was a stick figure...

Dad N Me Go on a violent rampage.

Bowman 2 Spear your opponent through the head with an arrow!

Magnetface The name says it all

Line Runer Beta 2 So fun, So addicting. You must play!

Portal: The Flash Version Another You must play!

Nuclear Eagle Feed your children with people!

Quick Sand Pyro Play around with different mixtures

Purplenum Survival How long can you last? Cool stick figure!

Go Squirrel Go They higher you go, the harder you squelch

Stickicide Kill the stickman!

Throw Me Throw the orange thing as far as you can

Eupe

rogervanreve — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:48:08 CST

(ju:p)

Scheme Of Pronunciation
-----X = S
-----Oir = wa:r
-----If "E" is the first letter of a word and followed by a vowel, don't pronounce "E"

Grammar
-----s/'s = a/'a
-----d/ed = 'f/'ef
-----ly = x
-----ing = oir

Past Tense Endings

-----re/ rie
-----ono/ on
-----*to/ su
-----si/ xi
-----so/ os
-----za&zia/ zar

Iregullar Verbs

-----quick=aui---quickly=ëx
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When to vowels are together by an apostrophe, you put 2 dots above the vowel in question:

It's = Otalia'a = Otaliä

Merekats

rogervanreve — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:49:25 CST

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