Have you ever noticed that Belugas are white? Last time I checked the only white climate-type was snow. And yet, these guys are water-dwellers. That only leaves one conclusion...

A secret project has been started at Camp Iceberg in the North Pole! It all makes sense, the white, the snow, the water. These guys have been secretly bred and sent back in time so that they may be discovered by scientists, and then used by Camp Iceberg.
Just think...
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Captain Irwin Morvil's Log
Day 145

Project Timer has been completed. As of October 14, 1996 we specialy designed and breeded a marine creature scientifically named Anchordata-Macetacea Monodontidelphi by us, but codenamed Beluga, after our gene splicing scientist, Alfred Belugasat. Now that Project Timer is done, we can begin Phase 2 of Operation Operative: Project
White-Whale.

Day 168
Project White-Whale is near completion. Our test-operatives, 50 belugas named Leucas, Leucas II, Leucas III, etc. have passed 7 of the 10 tests. Once near completion, we will breed them and test them regularly to create the the White-Whale Army.

Day 201
The year is 1997 and we have reached sucsess at last. What started as 50 normal belugas, has become 1,000 white whales. The invasion is undergoing as my crew is preparing to bombard all snow-recieving countries from the northern most point on earth. Even though it's still on blueprints...
The Invasion Has Begun.

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Think about it...